This is why monsters hide from humans in closets and under beds of the least scary humans in every household. They are terrified and they should be.
and this is just master class. Not rude but really lays it thick. Here is roasts the one and only Betty Davies.
Even when he played in seemingly bad movie or lower quality, lower budget movie, he was always amazing.
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
The monsters are very unhappy that a lowly human is invited and want to kill him. Vincent walks over and says something like, take a chill pill my friends. This guy is part of the biggest monsters, monsters so horrible that we can’t even imagine just how awful they are. Then he goes into a short history of humans.
Update: I think I found it.
I am not arguing with this guy. Besides, Vincent Price was super smart, witty as they come, quick with a joke and played with people who dared interview him. We sorely lack people with his super wit and charm. Just watch the following where he explains that he accidentally played a part in a porn movie. Yes he did actually do that, just not the way you think.
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
The monsters all agree that the human is most assuredly welcome, he is after all a much worse monster than they ever could be. They are even scared of him. What a monster.
There is this human who is backpacking and he stays at this very remote motel. When he is eating he discovers that he is surrounded by werewolves, vampires, zombies and every kind of monster you could think of and then some.
There is this wonderful Movie/TV-Movie starring the one and only Vincent Price.
Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun...
A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying.
One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever..
We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc
If u want pics of her text me.
It is styled like the twilight zone or beyond the crypt or Night Gallery. A few short stories. If someone knows for sure, please comment.
